Breaking news! Hold the front page! Easter Eggs renamed.

Outrage as Easter eggs are renamed to avoid offending other religions

THE word ‘Easter’ has been quietly ditched from British chocolate eggs,
according to religious campaigners.

Now lobby groups are fighting back against the “political correctness” by
releasing the Real Easter egg, complete with pictures of Jesus on the cross.

Charity organisation The Meaningful Chocolate Company and the Bishop of
Salisbury, The Rt Revd Nicholas Holtam, are determined to restore the
traditional meaning of the Easter story.