Counsellors who claim to be analysts but are no more than short story writers

Counsellors who graduate from rehab AA/Overeaters/NA/ and all those other 12 step programmes;
thank you America - not only have you given the world 'Silly Con' Valley but you also donated your
tell it all/confessonal 12 step programmes to the world. Excuse my rant

So they emerge these damaged individuals from their 12 step programmes, and what to do, oh. I know I will become a counsellor, but any bona fide claims to be analysts should be set aside, for in reality they are no more that short story writers.