Middle aged men and young women

Middle aged man/ball of wool:  Meet you at that Oyster Bar in Mayfair


Young woman/kitten:  (Thinks, well isn't that going to be a bit expensive).


Ball of wool:  Yes, I always go there when I am in London. (Hoping it sounds suitably grand)


Kitten:  (Thinks, well, da di da di for you.) Yes, well great see you there at 1pm


Ball of wool:  Could we make that 12.45...a bit pressed for time  (subtext I am much in demand, not only that but I am loved and adored especially by myself).

And it came to pass that the meeting did taketh place between the ball of wool and the kitten.  And lo, the ball of wool did talk and talk and talk for it was verily garrulous.

And lo the kitten at times said something or other but was drowned out by the ball of wool, for the ball of wool did loveth itself verily and did but loveth the sound of its own voice.

So the kitten stayed silent and did but let the ball of wool unravel, and as it did it came to pass that the ball of wool was.... full of wool, yea, it did try to impress the kitten but it did but tangle itself and lo it did but become tangled and verily knotted.


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