Ideological mystification

 At a 'writers' gathering or less grand a scribblers meet up

But it could be football supporters gathering

One thug objects to something I have written

'It's your ideology I object to....:

:And what is your ideology' I ask the foaming at the mouth 'writer'

'Don't have one...'

'So how would you define ideology?'

'Don't know....'

Would you like to discuss this outside'

'No....I don't want no trouble;'

You are a pacifist .....is that your ideology?'

Pacisific  what the ocean got to do with it?'