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Marx: It was a
historical inevitability.
Post Modernist: Any
number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken
crossing the road, and each interpretation
is equally valid
Context not Content The discursive practices of the farm, which led
to the development of chicken wire, the fenced barnyard, and the institution of
the chicken coop, also played a part in why the chicken crossed the road
PSYCHOANALyST: Give
me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
TRUMp: I FORGET, YOU TELL ME
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was highly intelligent, like me,
( pause looking at autocue) I dream of a better world (were I can get more than $600000
for speech and chickens can cross roads without being questioned.
Hamlet: For 'tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of oncoming vehicles...
How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
Actually, they won't do it--they have no sense of urgency about the situation--they aren't sure they're really in the dark...
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was highly intelligent, like me,
( pause looking at autocue) I dream of a better world (were I can get more than $600000
for speech and chickens can cross roads without being questioned.
Hamlet: For 'tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of oncoming vehicles...
How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
Actually, they won't do it--they have no sense of urgency about the situation--they aren't sure they're really in the dark...
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