Hey, you guys, angle your hat to impart a manly attiude

"I am a tough guy,  " lung cancer? "we all gotta die of sometin"



"Even though I look like this that does not stop me claiming the fifth amendment."

Up until the 1950′s men were rarely seen out and about without a hat sitting upon their head. Since that time, the wearing of hats has seen a precipitous decline.  Surely, this is a human folly on a massive scale?

For God's sake you men out there think of what a hat could do for you and how you are perceived
cos' we all know how insufferably vain you are.

Think of the following options if you deign to wear a hat.

1.  You could wear your hat pushed back to seem more open and accessible.
2.  You could tilt your hat over your eyes to seem mysterious and intimidating
3.  Tilt your hat up 1 inch from completely straight to project an all-business attitude

Not only the above but you can show what a gentleman you are by observing the following protocols
and if you do people might marvel after you, '...there goes a real gentleman'.

Hat Etiquette

In adopting the hat as your signature piece, you must also accept the responsibility of hat etiquette. Often ignored, hat etiquette will show that your uniqueness extends not only to you choice of headwear, but to your manners as well.

• Promptly remove your hat upon entering an elevator, restaurant, or someone’s home. Never wear your hat during a meal.
• Touch the brim of your hat lightly when greeting a friend.
• Raise the hat by the crown when meeting a female friend in public.
• Remove your hat during the national anthem and place it over your heart.

"you talkin to me?  Yeah, then come outside and say that."



 "Some of you guys out there may think I am a gangster but as you can see by the way I wear my hat, I am intensely relaxed about it."

source:

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2008/03/01/bringing-back-the-hat/