"Police emergency which service do you require?"
"I'm doing the Crossword."
"I'm sorry...which emergency service do you require?"
"Have you got it there in front of you?"
"Have I got what, Madam?"
"The crossword...the one I am having a bit of trouble with is
6 down and 5 across....is a five letter one....do you want to hear the clue?"
"Which service do you require, Madam?"
"The clue is...where is it gone...here it is...the clue is...the King and its five letters..."
"Just hold the line Madam while I have a word with my colleagues....the King, five letters
anyone got any ideas for the old bat..".
"The King...the King...five letters....Elvis...Elvis..."
"And tell her to stop using the emergency services, last week she wanted someone to come round and change her sheets."
"Emergency services...yes, Madam,you say you saw a man in your garden and when was this Madam..."
"A couple of months ago...can you send someone round...and ask him to bring some milk."
"I'm doing the Crossword."
"I'm sorry...which emergency service do you require?"
"Have you got it there in front of you?"
"Have I got what, Madam?"
"The crossword...the one I am having a bit of trouble with is
6 down and 5 across....is a five letter one....do you want to hear the clue?"
"Which service do you require, Madam?"
"The clue is...where is it gone...here it is...the clue is...the King and its five letters..."
"Just hold the line Madam while I have a word with my colleagues....the King, five letters
anyone got any ideas for the old bat..".
"The King...the King...five letters....Elvis...Elvis..."
"And tell her to stop using the emergency services, last week she wanted someone to come round and change her sheets."
"Emergency services...yes, Madam,you say you saw a man in your garden and when was this Madam..."
"A couple of months ago...can you send someone round...and ask him to bring some milk."
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