Are you a plain speaker?

It is impossible to speak in a way that you cannot be
misunderstood. Sorry, could you run that one by me
again?

It is impossible to speak in a way that you cannot be
misunderstood.
So no matter how clear, concise and to the point your
spoken message is, it is inevitable that someone, will
misunderstand.
Am I...eh...making...myself clear? Do you get my point?
Etc etc.