"Hello, can I help you?"
"Yeah, we looking for job centre."
"Oh right.,...right. Well, it's just down the road there."
"Can I ask...you know what kinda job my wife and I might do?"
"Well...eh...how about airport security..."
"Oh really?"
"What's wrong?"
"Aw schucks...just hought we would start further down your pecking order."
"Well, no need for false modesty, with eyes like that, if I can be personal. I am presuming you have X ray vision?"
"Oh yeah we got plenty of that. Too much in fact."
"Well then, you will be perfect for Airport Security. What is your name by the way?"
"Dork... and this is my wife Mrs Dork."
"Right,my name is Jim Smith."
"What an unusal name. How far is it?"
"What the Job Centre or Airport Security"
"Airport Security. Where we come from we like to cut to the chase."
"Oh really, quite, well...the Airport is about...30..50 miles I would say."
"Here, hop on my back I get you there in no time."
"What eh, right, well...a but undignified..."
"So this is Airport Security."
"Can I ask...you know what kinda job my wife and I might do?"
"Well...eh...how about airport security..."
"Oh really?"
"What's wrong?"
"Aw schucks...just hought we would start further down your pecking order."
"Well, no need for false modesty, with eyes like that, if I can be personal. I am presuming you have X ray vision?"
"Oh yeah we got plenty of that. Too much in fact."
"Well then, you will be perfect for Airport Security. What is your name by the way?"
"Dork... and this is my wife Mrs Dork."
"Right,my name is Jim Smith."
"What an unusal name. How far is it?"
"What the Job Centre or Airport Security"
"Airport Security. Where we come from we like to cut to the chase."
"Oh really, quite, well...the Airport is about...30..50 miles I would say."
"Here, hop on my back I get you there in no time."
"What eh, right, well...a but undignified..."
"So this is Airport Security."
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