The Squint: Where rhe Hell didi I put my keys?

It was an unusally busy day - the Builder has been summoned to do work on our floor, by default I became his Assistant which entailed repreated to and froing to the Buiders supply Store.

Aftrer 4/5 of this toing and froing I misplaced my car keya, oh f.... where are they? I looked high and low, for a long time. till I found by chance they were hanging exactly where they were alway hung.

I had looked everywhere but there, it alarmed me