A friend of mine explained; 'I AM VOTING FOR JOE BIDEN BECAUSE HERE IS A MAN, WHO HAS LIVED OFF THE PUBLIC PURSE (TAXPAYER MONEY) FOR 50 YEARS, YES HALF A CENTURY, this is not a cONDEMNATION OF A PARASITIC MIND SET....but emblematic of a truly noble mind.
'Think of it...A MAN WHO HAS AN IRREGULAR HEARTBEAT AND HAS SUFFERED TWO ANEURISMS....' (As blood passes through the weakened blood vessel, the blood pressure causes a small area to bulge outwards like a balloon)
There is also something called a brain aneurism who some have rather unkindly suspected Joe of having...they measure this by Joe's gaffes, or cognitive ruptures.
So I am voting for Joe because I know I can trust him with the economy, as evidence by his management (allegedly you have to say that) of financial matters in the Ukraine on behalf of his son, Hunter, a strap of a lad indeed who is not afeard of ingesting drugs and littering the tabloids with the domestic conflagrations in his personal life. Parenting par excellence by Joe, don't you think?'
'So I am voting for Joe...' this 'friend' goes on, '...like millions of other mentally adolescent American citizens...OK... Call us naive but at least we are not deplorables.'
'Hold on just sort out these hundreds of mail in ballots I have in front of me. Signing all these will be sure as hell a morning's work.'
'I take my leave 'as they say in the gutter press when one is solicited by a young lady seeking financial renumeration for favours.
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