Trump not Putin's 'Poodle' but the West's guard dog Rotweiler

Poodles are notorious for their intelligence (supposedly Obama) and thrive on attention (Obama/Trump) and can develop bad habits such as nuisance barking if ignored or left alone. (Trump/Obama/all politicians/you/me) Like the mythical Greek hero Hercules, (I am being serious, not) but it seems the Rottweiler is strong and true with a loving heart. The breed originated in Germany, where it was used to drive cattle and pull carts for farmers and butchers. That heritage is reflected in the Rottie's (affectionate name for this breed of dog who has more notches on its gun than Wyatt Earp) When he moves, he displays strength and stamina, (still talking about 'Rottie') but when you look into his eyes you see warm, dark-brown pools reflecting a mellow, intelligent, alert, and fearless. (You cannot not be serious, pace John McEnroe) A well-bred Rottweiler is calm and confident. He's typically aloof toward strangers, but never timid or fearful. Rottweilers exhibit a "wait-and-see" attitude when confronted with new people a (Now you know I am not being serious) Most important, don't put your Rottie in the backyard and forget about him. This is a dog who is loyal to his people and wants to be with them. If you give him the guidance and structure he needs, you'll be rewarded with one of the finest companions in the world. (Trump)