Back at the 'Le pick up' school in Paris

Thierry, the bright spark who set up the school (move over Einstein) is furious with Stephan.
"Why you say that...I neve eard anyteeng so stupide...;are you a gold digger...'you are not bad looking, you know...' you will ruin my repuation."Stephan looks at him, "ow you become so successful.""I do weeth my dogs...you walk in the Jardins de Luxumbourg or the Champs Elysse and they stop you see to pat your dog, especially if it is a special kind of dog,""Do you teenk I should get a dog?""Yes, you can ave one of mine (Thierry is a dog breeder now as well as the Director of Le Pick-Up school) "But I tell you Stephan, they are a leetle expensive these St. Bernard puppies. But you walk one of them and the girls will be not a problem any more. Do you ave your credit card."Well, not on me...my mother ave it."
"Merde. Well, Stephan you go to your mother and...hey another teeng next time you go our to on
Le PickUp, You want to be stubbly like me...do not shave for a few days before."
"I don't shave anyway." "
"No...oh zur alors. You go to your mum now... and come back with the credit card. I meet you
in the Cafe de Flores on avenue de maupassant...I weel ave my St. Bernard with me, she is the mother of your puppy and I will show you how it works with the girls."