Aliens and their Royalties under Intergalactic Copyright Law

"Is Stephen Speilberg here?"
"Is this some kind of joke?
"No joke. I have come a long way. Not here to joke."
"What do ya want with him?"
"We have come to collect our Royalties...from Spielberg and all of Hollywood"
"Yer kiddin me."
"You humans! Have you never heard of  Intergalactic Intellectual Copyright Laws? Just get a move on Hollywood confidence trickster... or I zap you."